Fuckin Creates.
They're multiplying.
Thursday, April 30
Wednesday, April 29
the swine!
so, the end is nigh at last! we're all going to contract swine flu and have lots of coughs and other stuff then kick the bucket! better start stock-piling all the essentials such as cashew butter and baked beans! also have the possibility of going out to live in the country at my dad's house near reigate if it calls for it!
this all started in factory farms by the way, so you know, do something about it guys!
all jokes aside, i actually captured photographic evidence of the vast clouds of swine flu as it traversed across greater london! prepare to be stunned by the damning image below!
this all started in factory farms by the way, so you know, do something about it guys!
all jokes aside, i actually captured photographic evidence of the vast clouds of swine flu as it traversed across greater london! prepare to be stunned by the damning image below!
even individual influenza particulates can be identified! this leads me to the chilling conclusion that we're all doomed and we might as well start the lootin' now baby!
peace, loot x
school is chill
it's that relaxing time of sixth form where you don't have any work to do and you get loads of time off. it's just the exams which are the kick in the arse. the weather ain't playing up too much at the mo' though so that's an added bonus! great!
peace x
peace x
Tuesday, April 14
rapid transit.
today, my bike arrived. fresh from the box me and joseph worked to assemble the ''80%'' already completed bmx. 7 spanners, 4 alan keys, 3 screwdrivers, a lid-full o' cooking oil and 2 hours later the metallic masterpiece was ready (though the tires were still a tad on the squishy side).
We set off for a little ride round our east london neighbourhood and began to find ourselves heading deeper and deeper into the city. jumping redlights and pulling out infront of angry bus drivers and swearing motorists we cruised through london. we found ourselves at oxford circus after riding for roughly an hour and a half. unsure of what to do we took turns manning the cycles and purchasing various snacks and beverages from inviting offies, as well as perusing around the fave outlets. we thought it best if we started heading home, in the knowlegde of the quest ahead of us we were unsure how to get there. we assured oursleves that as we got to the west end unnaided surely we'd be able to get back to the ends in one piece.
dodging buses near chancery lane i slowed down though joseph 'mr no-brakes' (i'm yet to reach that calibre of bmx riding) didn't see this manuva fit. he was behind and instead of swerving past in a stylish fashion yelled ''speed up!'' roughly 0.23 seconds before impact. my bike wobbled as he made contact and toppled to the ground in the middle of a busy london road 'shit' i thought 'this could be bad'. god however seemed to be on our side and decided not to place any speeding cars behind this clumsy pair of riders. joe survived with a few cuts and bruises on his hands and arms etcetera though the feeling of guilt remained in me...
anyway we navigated out of central london and back toward our home. fatigue was really kicking in for me, new in the biking department, though i pulled through and we stumbled through the front door a mere four hours after departing. peanut butter on toast and water all round.
"move through the city like rapid transit"
We set off for a little ride round our east london neighbourhood and began to find ourselves heading deeper and deeper into the city. jumping redlights and pulling out infront of angry bus drivers and swearing motorists we cruised through london. we found ourselves at oxford circus after riding for roughly an hour and a half. unsure of what to do we took turns manning the cycles and purchasing various snacks and beverages from inviting offies, as well as perusing around the fave outlets. we thought it best if we started heading home, in the knowlegde of the quest ahead of us we were unsure how to get there. we assured oursleves that as we got to the west end unnaided surely we'd be able to get back to the ends in one piece.
dodging buses near chancery lane i slowed down though joseph 'mr no-brakes' (i'm yet to reach that calibre of bmx riding) didn't see this manuva fit. he was behind and instead of swerving past in a stylish fashion yelled ''speed up!'' roughly 0.23 seconds before impact. my bike wobbled as he made contact and toppled to the ground in the middle of a busy london road 'shit' i thought 'this could be bad'. god however seemed to be on our side and decided not to place any speeding cars behind this clumsy pair of riders. joe survived with a few cuts and bruises on his hands and arms etcetera though the feeling of guilt remained in me...
anyway we navigated out of central london and back toward our home. fatigue was really kicking in for me, new in the biking department, though i pulled through and we stumbled through the front door a mere four hours after departing. peanut butter on toast and water all round.
"move through the city like rapid transit"
Monday, April 13
breakfast fun
i just had 664 nesquick pieces in my cereal, plus 4 dropped out prior to consumption.
how many was in your bowl?
peace x
how many was in your bowl?
peace x
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